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    alonso is a splendid one to behold alonso is a splendid one to behold alonso is a splendid one to behold alonso is a splendid one to behold alonso is a splendid one to behold alonso is a splendid one to behold alonso is a splendid one to behold alonso is a splendid one to behold
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    Panjang memang panjang tu Tok Batin tapi....

    Seorang pemuda yang akan berkahwin telah berjumpa seorang bomoh yang juga seorang pakar dalam masalah tenaga batin untuk mendapatkan sedikit petua.

    Pemuda : Tok,saya akan berkahwin tidak lama lagi tetapi saya masih belum bersedia.Bagilah petua untuk saya menghadapi malam pertama nanti.

    Bomoh : Malam pertama merupakan malam yang sangat penting bagi lelaki.Kamu seharusnya dapat memberi kepuasan yang tidak dapat dilupakan oleh isteri kamu nanti.

    Pemuda : Bagaimanakah caranya tok bomoh.

    Bomoh : Begini,kamu seharusnya membesarkan alat kelaminmu dan ini akan membuatkan isterimu menjerit pada malam pertamanya.

    Pemuda : Bagaimana caranya tok ?

    Bomoh : Kamu mesti merendam alat kelaminmu setiap malam dalam air teh setiap malam sehinggalah malam pertamamu.

    Pemuda tersebut balik ke rumah dan melakukan apa yang dikata oleh tok bomoh pada setiap malam.

    Pada malam pertamanya,tok bomoh juga berada dirumahnya.Tiba-tiba kedengaran isteri pemuda itu menjerit kuat.Tok bomoh mula terfikir akan kehebatan petua yang diberikannya kepada pemuda tersebut.Tiba-tiba pemuda tersebut keluar dari biliknya dengan wajah yang sedih.Tok bomoh hairan lalu bertanya kepada pemuda tersebut.

    Bomoh : Kenapa cepat sangat..?

    Pemuda : Saya punya memang panjang tok tapi kenapa hanya sebesar pensil saja…?

    Bomoh : Adakah kamu ikut petua yang tok ajarkan…?

    Pemuda : Sudah tok.Tiap-tiap malam saya merendam saya punya dalam segelas air teh.

    Bomoh : Teh apa yang kamu gunakan ?

    Pemuda : ????????? Mustika Ratu - Slimming Tea tok…

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    Ejal_Kronik has a brilliant future Ejal_Kronik has a brilliant future Ejal_Kronik has a brilliant future Ejal_Kronik has a brilliant future Ejal_Kronik has a brilliant future Ejal_Kronik has a brilliant future Ejal_Kronik has a brilliant future Ejal_Kronik has a brilliant future Ejal_Kronik has a brilliant future Ejal_Kronik has a brilliant future Ejal_Kronik has a brilliant future
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    emmmm ko la buat dulu alonso..
    lepas tuh kasik testi kat sini..
    31 Dec 2009 genap 15000 posting di NG

    bila nak cecah 30k ni

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    alonso is a splendid one to behold alonso is a splendid one to behold alonso is a splendid one to behold alonso is a splendid one to behold alonso is a splendid one to behold alonso is a splendid one to behold alonso is a splendid one to behold alonso is a splendid one to behold
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ejal_Kronik View Post
    emmmm ko la buat dulu alonso..
    lepas tuh kasik testi kat sini..
    aku da wat da



    kat teh padat:011:

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    Don_corleone is a jewel in the rough Don_corleone is a jewel in the rough Don_corleone is a jewel in the rough
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    Hampeh.................petua alonso ni....

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    kalo mcm nie lah kan.
    "guna jari pon boleh"
    wawawawa

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    klu teh o ais jadi camne lak:005:

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    zCk is a splendid one to behold zCk is a splendid one to behold zCk is a splendid one to behold zCk is a splendid one to behold zCk is a splendid one to behold zCk is a splendid one to behold zCk is a splendid one to behold zCk is a splendid one to behold
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    astrok la..............

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    maraippo will become famous soon enough maraippo will become famous soon enough
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    problem...problem :011:
    ingt kai slimming tea lagi kuat :011:

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    alonso is a splendid one to behold alonso is a splendid one to behold alonso is a splendid one to behold alonso is a splendid one to behold alonso is a splendid one to behold alonso is a splendid one to behold alonso is a splendid one to behold alonso is a splendid one to behold
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnorth View Post
    klu teh o ais jadi camne lak:005:
    biru jadinya...lebam:011:

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    len kali jgn caya ckp tok batin nie...:21:


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