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    Husband Wife Jokes

    How can you tell the married men at a wedding reception?
    They’re the ones dancing with everyone but their wives.
    What is a wedding tragedy?
    To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money.
    How do I make my wife stop buying all these gloves?
    Buy her a diamond ring.
    How do most men define marriage?
    A very expensive way to getting their laundry done free.
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    > They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's
    > true.. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the
    > bank.
    > * Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen,
    > artist in home & devil in bed.
    > But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home &
    > economist in Bed.
    > * Q: Why do women live longer than men?
    > A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill
    > does!

    > * Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant
    > with friends.
    > You order what you want, and then when you see what the
    > other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
    > * Man: Is there any way for long life?
    > Dr : married.
    > Man: Will it help?
    > Dr : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
    > * Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
    > It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
    > before the fight begins!
    > * Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
    > Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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