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    Ah beng sengal

    Ah Beng - NEW STUFF
    ************ ********

    Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
    He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
    "My Mobile No. Has changed.
    Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

    ============ ========= ========= ======
    Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
    Friend: Really, what is he studying.
    Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

    ============ ========= ========= =========
    ===
    Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
    DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
    Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

    ============ ========= ========= ========= ====
    Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
    Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
    Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

    ============ ========= ========= ========= ==
    Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
    Wife: How do you know??
    Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
    Oh GOD! U have come again.

    ============ ========= ========= ========= ====
    Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,
    except the TV in my house."
    Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
    Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."

    ============ ========= ========= ========= ==
    Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
    He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for
    complement."

    ============ ========= ========= ========= ======
    How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
    He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
    the board.

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    Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
    So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
    announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
    be hot.

    ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ==
    Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
    Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"

    ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
    Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
    Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
    Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

    ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
    Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
    Ah Beng :
    The future tense is "u will go to jail"

    ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
    Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
    Servant: "It's already raining."
    Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."

    ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
    A man asked Ah Beng why Datuk Najib goes walking in the Evening and not
    in the morning Ah Beng replied Datuk Najib is PM not AM
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    sengalnyer ah beng.....:005::005::005:

  3. #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Don_corleone View Post
    sengalnyer ah beng.....:005::005::005:
    agak2nyer ade tak kwn yang mcm ah beng nih??? :005::005::005:

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    wakakaka!!! tergelak plak aku sorg2 kt opis nih..

    aku suka 2 nih..

    Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
    DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
    Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

    ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===

    Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
    Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
    Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gitaris Berapi View Post
    wakakaka!!! tergelak plak aku sorg2 kt opis nih..

    aku suka 2 nih..

    Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
    DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
    Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

    ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===

    Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
    Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
    Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

    mmg klakar tp sib baik da penah baca so leh la kontrol lagi gelak tu :011:

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    hehehe, mmg klakar pun.. sib baik bos takde kat2 sni.. :005:

    aku suke yg ni..

    Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
    Ah Beng :
    The future tense is "u will go to jail"
    future tense..!!!?? hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by akay View Post
    mmg klakar tp sib baik da penah baca so leh la kontrol lagi gelak tu :011:
    mmg arr...ni jokes lama...saya tgk tgk emil lama...cari kawan2 lama...terjumpa blk email nih...so kongsi letak sini...hehehe...

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    Quote Originally Posted by nurmalam View Post
    mmg arr...ni jokes lama...saya tgk tgk emil lama...cari kawan2 lama...terjumpa blk email nih...so kongsi letak sini...hehehe...
    xpe, dh lama pun x semestinya sume pernah baca.. contohnya mcm saya nih... :048:

    * lawak ah beng ni mcm 2x5 je dgn pak pandir..:005:

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    hahaha..ah beng./....memang ah bengong tul ...kekekke :005: :005:
    31 Dec 2009 genap 15000 posting di NG

    bila nak cecah 30k ni

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ejal_Kronik View Post
    hahaha..ah beng./....memang ah bengong tul ...kekekke :005: :005:
    haah kan...ah bengong...hehehe...xterpk...:005::005::005:


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