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    burung pipit

    Seorang pemuda hensome yang sedang mabuk, berjemur dipantai tanpa pakaian menutup tubuhnya. Ketika dia melihat seorang anak gadis kecil lebih kurang berumur 7 tahun berjalan melintasinya, Dengan pantas dia menutup bahagian tubuhnya yang tertentu dengan buku yang sedang di bacanya.

    Kerana hairan, anak gadis kecil itu berkata, “Abang, apa abang tutup dengan buku tu?” tanya gadis kecil sambil menunjuk ke arah buku.

    Kerana malu, pemuda itu menjawab,

    “Ah tidak ada apa-apa. ini hanya seekor burung pipit?” Seekor burung pipit?” tanya gadis itu kebingungan. Betul, hanya seekor burung pipit,” jawab pemuda lebih tegas. Setelah gadis kecil itu pergi berlalu, si pemuda kembali membaca buku sambil meneguk minuman kerasnya. Tak lama kemudian, si pemuda tertidur.

    Ketika terbangun, dia berada di hospital dan merasa sakit yang amat sangat.

    Seorang polis menanyainya, “Apa yang terjadi?” “Saya tidak tahu. Saya sedang berjemur di pantai, lalu ada gadis kecil bertanya sebentar dan tidak lama setelah dia pergi saya tertidur dan kini tiba- tiba berada di sini.

    Polis itu pergi ke pantai mencari gadis kecil dan bertanya, “Apa yang kamu lakukan terhadap lelaki yang sedang berjemur itu tadi?”

    Gadis kecil itu menjawab, “Saya tidak melakukan apa-apa terhadap abang tu pon. Cuma waktu dia tidur, saya main dengan burung pipitnya. Tapi tidak lama kemudian, burung itu meludahi muka saya. Karena itu saya patahkan leher dan paruhnya, saya pecahkan telur-telurnya & saya bakar sarangnya!”

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    sampai muntah dikerjakan burung tuh... huhuhu

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    huhuhuhu....dasyat btol budak tu...
    tapi burung pipit tu jinak la plak erk??
    dok diam je...

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    sampai muntah?:020:
    ape dia wat?:011:

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    Quote Originally Posted by alonso14 View Post
    sampai muntah?:020:
    ape dia wat?:011:


    die belek lame sgat kowt :011::011:

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    Quote Originally Posted by carkey88 View Post
    die belek lame sgat kowt :011::011:
    takkan belek je bole muntah??musykil musykil:011::045:

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    uits.....bahaya gak budak2 zaman sekarang....cian burung pipit tu....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don_corleone View Post
    uits.....bahaya gak budak2 zaman sekarang....cian burung pipit tu....
    bdk2 skrg mmg advance:005:


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    Quote Originally Posted by alonso14 View Post
    takkan belek je bole muntah??musykil musykil:011::045:
    belek sambil wat gaya advance..ye la nak jinakkn burung pipit matang..


    Quote Originally Posted by Don_corleone View Post
    uits.....bahaya gak budak2 zaman sekarang....cian burung pipit tu....

    budak2 skang pown da pandai belek burung pipit erk.....:009::009:

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    pergh.. baca jer pon bleh terasa kesakitannya.. haha


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