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    Seks boleh bunuh setan???

    Seorang lelaki berusia lima puluhan tahun baru sahaja kematian
    isteri akibat penyakit kronik. Kemudian datang beberapa tawaran
    dari orang tertentu menawarkan beberepa perempuan untuk dijadikan
    isteri baru dan teman hidup barunya. Alasan mereka beliau perlu
    berkahwin semula memandangkan anak -anaknya sudah besar malah
    tinggal jauh di Bandar dan tiada orang yang akan menjaga makan,
    minum, sakit, pening si duda itu.


    Setelah meminta tempoh dan berfikir sedalam- dalamnya dia pun
    bersetuju untuk berkahwin.

    Selepas memilih dan beberapa orang calon isteri yang ditawarkan
    oleh orang kampong maka dia pun berkahwin dengan seorang perempuan
    yang agak muda berusia dalam lingkungan dua puluh lima tahun.

    Selepas majlis pernikahan mereka pun hidup bersama seperti
    pengantin baru yang lain.... ...

    Isteri barunya sering ke surau pada setiap petang khamis mengikuti
    kuliah agama yang sering diadakan secara mingguan dengan pesyarah
    jemputan yang diundang khas mengajar agama di kampong tersebut.

    Suatu petang selepas pulang dari kuliah agama di surau dia
    menceritakan apa yang didengarnya dalam kuliah tersebut. "Abang,
    abang nak tau tak, ustaz kata bila suami dan isteri itu bersatu/
    bersetubuh kannn abang kann dengan cara yang betul dan menjaga
    syarat yang betul maka pasangan tersebut akan mendapat pahala sama
    seperti membunuh 10 ekor atau beberapa ekor syaitan". Kata si suami
    "yerr kerr. Tak apa malam ni malam Jumaat, masa yang sesuai utuk
    bunuh syaitan kann, betul tak sayanggg" sambil ketawa. Isteri hanya
    tersenyum panjang.

    Selang dua hari kemudian, si isteri berkata "banggg, jom kita bunuh
    syaitan... bang". Si suami tersenyum panjang. Selang dua hari
    kemudian, si isteri berkata "banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan...
    bang". "tak pe...tunggula malam". Esoknya si isteri berkata
    "banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... bang". Si suami diam sambil
    mengangguk lemah.

    Esoknya siisteri berkata "banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... ".

    Si suami tiba - tiba marah dan berkata ..........

    "Ayang nie nak bunuh syaitan ke nak bunuh abang"
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    nie kena masuk thread lawak nie... hehehhe

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    alonso is a splendid one to behold alonso is a splendid one to behold alonso is a splendid one to behold alonso is a splendid one to behold alonso is a splendid one to behold alonso is a splendid one to behold alonso is a splendid one to behold alonso is a splendid one to behold
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    mak bapak!!!:011:

    bole dpt kanser payudara laki dia camni:011::011:

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    huhuhuhuhu... jaga2 lah setan malam nie.... malam jumaat plak tuh..... hehhehe

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    aduh
    kesian si suami
    tu lah nak sangat kawin ngan budak umo dua puluh lima tahun
    kan dah kene

    bunuh setan hari2

    kikikikkikikiiik

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    hehehe.. terbalik plak yg mintak2 nie..

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    Quote Originally Posted by fasTiffany View Post
    aduh
    kesian si suami
    tu lah nak sangat kawin ngan budak umo dua puluh lima tahun
    kan dah kene

    bunuh setan hari2

    kikikikkikikiiik
    fast nnt da kawin camtu jugak

    "mari kita bunuh setan..":011:

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattop View Post
    huhuhuhuhu... jaga2 lah setan malam nie.... malam jumaat plak tuh..... hehhehe
    betol betol betol........... malam ni jom kita bunuh setan.
    the Oranje Forever!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by the Oranje View Post
    betol betol betol........... malam ni jom kita bunuh setan.
    malam ni setan sume lari sebab takut kena bunuh hehehehe
    Dengan izin ALLAH aku makan tengahari dengan POUND makan malam dengan USD Amin :1:
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    Quote Originally Posted by mattop View Post
    nie kena masuk thread lawak nie... hehehhe
    uits salah thread ke?

    Quote Originally Posted by alonso14 View Post
    mak bapak!!!:011:

    bole dpt kanser payudara laki dia camni:011::011:

    bukan barah payu dara,barah otak street...........:011::011:


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