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    Amoi boleh tolong kuruskan badan

    Seorang mamat yang gemuk masuk ke fitness center utk menguruskan badan..
    > > seorg
    > > lelaki di kaunter bertanya kepada mamat tadi,"kami menawarkan 2 program
    > > disini...
    > > RM50 utk versi 'biasa' dan RM100 utk versi 'cepat'."
    > >
    > > mamat tu pon berkata, "saya ingat yang biasa lah sbb saya ni baru nak try
    > > kuruskan badan."
    > >
    > > " ok, encik sila masuk ke bilik no.5 di penjuru bilik sana," jawab
    > > penjaga
    > > kaunter.
    > >
    > > mamat tadi pon masuk la ke bilik itu dan menutupnya. selang 2 minit
    > > kemudian,
    > > seorang wanita cantik, lawa, body best, mantap masuk ke dalam bilik itu.
    > > dia
    > > kemudian menanggalkan pakaiannya sehingga menyebabkan mamat tu tak senang
    > > duduk,berpeluh.
    > > perempuan tadi berkata, "kalu tuan dapat tangkap saya, tuan boleh buat
    > > apa saja
    > > dgn saya... hikhikhikk" dan dia terus berlari dalam bilik itu. mamat tadi
    > > pun
    > > kejar la.. kejar punya kejar samapai 10 minit pon tak dapat lagi. tapi
    > > mamat tu
    > > kejar lagi sampai terjatuh terjelepok lalu pengsan.
    > >
    > > apabila dia sedar, dia bangun dan terus ke penimbang dan mendapati
    > > beratnya dah
    > > turun 3 kg. " wow.. mmg senang nk turun berat bdn,.. memang berbaloi aku
    > > bayar
    > > RM50 td" katanya seorang diri.
    > >
    > > keesokkan harinya dia datang semula ke tmpt tersebut. dia ditegur oleh
    > > pemuda di
    > > kaunter. setelah diberi penerangan seperti semalam.. mamat tadi memilih
    > > utk
    > > mencuba versi 'cepat' pula.
    > >
    > > "baiklah, encik masuk bilik no. 6 di situ ya.."kata penjaga kaunter.
    > >
    > > setelah beberapa minit didalam bilik itu, datangla seorang body builder
    > > yang
    > > badannya tough dan terus melondehkan pakainnya. body builder itu berkata
    > > "saya
    > > akan kejar kamu dalam bilik ini, dan kalu saya dapat ... ... hehhehheee"




    kena kejar bodybuilder tu mau 50kg turun kowt..
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    hik hik.. camtu plak jadinya..

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    kompom kurus dgn pantas:011:

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    wakaka..cari penyakit ler klu masuk bilik no6..
    31 Dec 2009 genap 15000 posting di NG

    bila nak cecah 30k ni

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ejal_Kronik View Post
    wakaka..cari penyakit ler klu masuk bilik no6..
    andika bole try ni:011:

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    Quote Originally Posted by alonso14 View Post
    andika bole try ni:011:
    hahaha..klu andika, haku bagi ko dulu la lonso..ekkekek
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ejal_Kronik View Post
    hahaha..klu andika, haku bagi ko dulu la lonso..ekkekek
    kompom aku mencapai matlamat aku nak turun 10kg:011::011::011:

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    Quote Originally Posted by alonso14 View Post
    kompom aku mencapai matlamat aku nak turun 10kg:011::011::011:
    apa lagik....pi la cuba...lepas tuh kasik testi kat sini..wakakaka
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ejal_Kronik View Post
    apa lagik....pi la cuba...lepas tuh kasik testi kat sini..wakakaka
    tp kat sini tade sape yg bdn taff:011:

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    Quote Originally Posted by alonso14 View Post
    tp kat sini tade sape yg bdn taff:011:
    chaittt...
    selera mengalahkan ajak...wakakakaka

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