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    Tilik Dara

    Malam berinai, mak long Senah yang terkenal pandai menilik dara masuk ke bilik pengantin. Rahayu, bakal pengantin perempuan terus pucat lesi, takut kisah silamnya terbongkar.

    Mak Long Senah: semua orang dipersila keluar, tinggalkan mak long dengan bakal pengantin je.
    Rahayu: mak long, perlu ke tilik dara ni semua?
    Mak Long Senah: adat je nih.  Kalau ada permintaan, mak long buat. Kalau tak nak pun tak pa.
    Rahayu: nanti mak long bagitau mak ke hasil tilikan mak long tu?
    Mak Long Senah: kalau mak pengantin bertanya, mak long kena berterus-terang. Tapi selalunya mak pengantin dapat teka mengapa kalau pengantin perempuan tak mau ditilik.

    Rahayu serba-salah. Dia bukan gadis yang baik sangat, dah selalu sangat ringan-ringan, bukan saja dengan bakal suaminya, malah dengan bekas-bekas boyfriendnya dulu pun. Oleh kerana tak suka baca buku dan tak pernah dengar pengajian agama, dia pun tak pasti dia sebenarnya masih ada dara atau tak. Kalau ikut kata hatinya, tak payah lah tilik2 semua ni, mengarut. Tapi nanti apa kata ibubapa dan sedara-maranya, pasti semua terus meneka yg dia sudah .... ah tak sanggup dia meneruskan imaginasi itu.

    Rahayu: kalau macam tu, mak long buat ajelah. Tapi janji jangan hebahkan pada semua orang.
    Mak Long Senah: eloklah tu. Apa yang terjadi malam ini kita tak akan hebahkan pada sesiapa pun.

    Mak Long Senah memanggil Rahayu duduk bersimpuh dihadapannya. Mak Long Senah menatap wajah Rahayu, memang jelas pucat lesinya. Tak dapat disorok lagi. Selepas 10 minit membisu, mak long Senah bersuara.

    Mak Long Senah: hasil tilikan mak long - kalau masih dara, upah mak long cuma RM1000, kalau dah tak ada dara, RM10 ringgit. Terpulang lah pada kau, nak yang mana satu......
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    ader nak kena lepuk alonso nie...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattop View Post
    ader nak kena lepuk alonso nie...
    jgn ler lepuk aku

    aku bukan penilik dara

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattop View Post
    ader nak kena lepuk alonso nie...
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    tunggu bln depan kalau jadik aku pindah menara.... rajin lah aku melepuk dia nanti...:038::038:

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    macam la mattop tak kenal alonso..

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    tunggu bln depan kalau jadik aku pindah menara.... rajin lah aku melepuk dia nanti...:038::038:
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    wahaha... pandai loyar buruk maklong nih.. huhu
    mak long senah mintak rasuah:005:


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